Beng Hing: Is your girlfriend pretty or ugly?
Seng Chan: Both.
Beng Hing: What do you mean?
Seng Chan: She is pretty ugly.
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Gilbert: No, I'm Gilbrt Wong, not Chewing Gum
Ah Beng: I was born in California.
Ah Leng: Which part?
Ah Beng: All of me.
Little Jimmy: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher(to correct Jimmy's error): Little Jimmy, "MAY I go to the bathroom?"
Little Jimmy: But I askeed first!
Elderly Teacher: Today,we're going to talk about tenses. Now,if I say, "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Cheeky Student: Obviously, it is the past tense!
~this is the end! Enjoy!
